Joe Arpaio

What I’m NOT reading (WINR)

I’ve perfected distraction. The best way to avoid this market would be to avoid reading the following:Joe Arpaio

Joe Arpaio’s Office Arrests 6-Year-Old Suspected Undocumented Immigrant (Huffington Post)

Quit Complaining About Mayor Bloomberg’s Soda Ban, Fatsos (Gawker)

20 Best Dressed TV Dads (EW.com)

Facebook makes $10m charity payment to settle lawsuit (BBC)

Juicy New Details About John Edwards’ Affairs From Rielle Hunter’s New Memoir (BusinessInsider)

Let us praise the paper clip (Slate)

Aiey, let the day be over… Good Trading.